Sipho:
Mon
11:00
Dear
Frank,
Unfortunately
I received your flash disk and copied te contents onto my computer.
On opening them, I discovered they relate to the 4th year design
course, and there was nothing relating to the fluid mehcanics course.
Since
I do not have the required information, I will be forced to consider
the course "not yet handed over".
Best
Regards,
Sipho
Mon
11:01
Dear Sipho,
Thank
you for your informative email.
Please
find attached all the course materials for fluid mechanics. I wish
you well on being assigned this exciting course to lecture and
co-ordinate in 2017. I really enjoyed lecturing it in 2016.
Best
Regards,
Frank
Tues9:20
Dear
Frank,
I
was excited to revceive your email and attachments about this new
course. However, imagine my dissappointment when I realised my system
was incapacble of handling such a big attachement, and I was forced
to delete the email. I am so dissappointed. It's like, at this rate,
I'll never be able to officially take over this course.
Yours
in sadness,
Sipho
TuesL
9:21
Dear Sipho,
Please
do not lose hope! I have made a new course flash disk which I tried
to bring to your office. I knocked and knocked and there was no
answer, and the door was locked. At first I thought I heard you
breathing in there, but maybe it was the wind. Funny, I got there so
fast after you sent the email. Maybe you had to rush to the toilet?
Anyway, no matter, I have left it
in your pigeon hole. Please collect it as soon as possible.
Kind
Regards,
Frank
Wed
13h00
In the Tea
room:
Sipho: "Hi
Frank, I just got this memory stick from my pigeon hole, thanks. It
looks a bit damaged, I'm not sure it will work. And this is a cheap
make. Kingston. Never heard of it. These Chinese do produce rubbish
these days. Wouldn't be surprised if it lost all
the
data."
Frank: "Well,
at least try it, Sipho. The course starts next week, you really need to
begin preparing for it."
Sipho: "But
Frank, what am I to do? The person who has all the course information
and notes s really the coordinator until a proper hadover takes
place. Why, I know nothing about the course, I'm relying on this
cheap, dirty Chinese device to suffice. qute Frankly, I'm not sure
the Chinese can be relied upon. Just having this device in my hand
means nothing, I need to see if my computer will read it."
Frank: "Well,
Ian the sooner you
try, the
sooner
we’ll know."
Sipho: "Absolutely
Frank, the less time this device has to lose the data, the better.
Let
me just finish my tea. Hmm, careful now, did you just
spill
your tea on it?"
Frank:
"No,
it looks like you tried to. Luckily
you placed the flash disk so close to me I managed to prevent it. Your
tea flew across the table onto my shirt instead. Here,
let me slide it across the table, closer to you, for safety."
Frank finishes his tea and leaves the room. In
walks Claudia.
Sipho:
"Hi Claudia. Do you know who left that flash disk on the table? It
might be yours. No? Well, why don’t you take it and see what’s on
it, maybe you can work out who it belongs to."
Wed
16h00
Message
to all: from Sipho: Would
the person who has the Kingston fluid mechanics course flash disk
please ensure they are in lecture room SWE120 at 8 on Monday. The
students will no
doubt be
expecting a lecture.
Regards, Sipho.
Wed
16h10
Frank: Knock,
knock, knock. "Ian, come out. I know you're in there."
Small
voice from inside: "How do you know? Anyway, it's past 4 and I finish
work at 4. You can come and speak to me tomorrow."
Frank: "Please,
please Sipho. It wasn't my choice to give you this course to lecture.
You can't hide from your responsibilities for ever."
Small voice: "Until
the official handover takes place, it isn't my responsibility.
There's nothing I can do to help you. If you can't do the course
handover properly, it's not my problem."
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